Hi humans! This post is going to be quick, because I know if I try to explain all of my thoughts that it will just end up being a cluster of poop. Getting right to the point–I want to work for myself. I’ve had SO many jobs and one thing I’ve learned is that I… Continue reading Working For Myself.
Hi humans! First of all: do you think I’m going to die because I just ate chicken that I didn’t realize had been in the fridge for 8 days? It was cooked, but I immediately went to Google and it told me I should probably make myself throw up. Since that’s not even an option,… Continue reading 21st Birthday Weekend Recap
HI HUMANS! Yes, you can interpret my capitalization as me SHOUTING because IT’S MY 21ST BIRTHDAY TODAY! Half of me wants to party, and half of me wants to throw up because ew I’m almost 1/4 of a century old and I still feel like I am fourteen. I mean, I came outta the womb… Continue reading 21 Life Lessons in 21 Years
Hi humans. I woke up at 3 AM with extreme hunger pangs (not unusual). I also had a bad headache so I stayed in bed for a while before finally going to get something to shut up my stomach. I ate a red velvet bagel, a mini maple bagel, a S’mores Poptart, a Chewy Bar… Continue reading 4 A.M. Extreme Hunger Problems
Hi humans! This is going to be a super short post because I have ten minutes before I need to get ready for work. (Yay I love waking up at 5…she said sarcastically…) I have some thoughts. And I’m about to spew them. I’ve always been someone to take days, weeks and months to ponder… Continue reading Life is Ridiculously Short
Hi humans!! I know I’ve been MIA lately, and that’s because I’m literally so busy I haven’t had time to do anything but work, eat, and sleep. I just wanted to give a little life update! ALSO, I have tons of photos on my phone that I will be dumping here in case you’re interested… Continue reading LIL’ LIFE UPDATE + WEEKLY PHOTO DUMP
Hi humans! I’ve been meaning to do this post for a while, but I keep forgetting. Or being too busy. Or just sucking at being a human I suppose. My blog stats tell me a lot of things–one of them being the exact words or phrase that someone typed into their search engine in order to find… Continue reading Search Terms